I am so emotional I’m the opposite of Spock: I’m like a Vulcan’t.
(via gonzothegr8)
When a girl get a dick pic.
Dudes think their reaction is like this:
But really it’s like this:
Holy
(Source: mindofsolo, via saintelumiere)
(Source: sle4zy, via dankherbmullet)
Jerry: Elaine danced?
George: It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.
Jerry: Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs?
(Source: drake-ramoray, via zenidaaaa)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
(via twerklahomo)
